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Ship Your Friends Bacon

Stop rolling the dice with boring, traditional gifts. Gift cards, flowers and socks are no longer acceptable, unless they include a gift receipt. Then you can just return that crap and buy yourself bacon.

Yes, somehow we do have Frequently Asked Questions.

Easy there partner, we're here to help. If you have no friends, simply ship bacon to anybody, now you have a new friend.
It depends on what the meaning of the word kosher is. We are pretty sure it does not satisfy the requirements of Jewish law. But it is genuine and legitimate.
We know this is frowned upon, never mix business with pleasure right? Let’s just say we sample the product quite regularly as a part of quality control. SERIOUSLY GIVE US A BREAK. WHY DON'T YOU TRY STORING A BAG OF GLAZIN CANDIED BACON IN YOUR OFFICE FOR LONGER THAN 2 DAYS. ITS HARD, REALLY HARD. WE HAVE A FREAKING STORE JUST SO EMPLOYEES CAN BUY BACON. THAT'S IT. ONLY BACON. PAYCHECKS ARE CONVERTED TO BACON.
If your lady doesn’t fancy a generous helping of delicious, high-quality bacon product, it is time to move on my friend.
Birthdays are a good one, maybe 4th of july?, for trick-or-treaters on halloween, weekdays. Basically any day besides Yom Kuppir
Is that like a vegetarian? If you send them bacon, they will likely become a vegan that doesn’t eat meat, except for bacon.