Stop rolling the dice with boring, traditional gifts. Gift cards, flowers and socks are no longer acceptable, unless they include a gift receipt. Then you can just return that crap and buy yourself bacon.
We know this is frowned upon, never mix business with pleasure right? Let’s just say we sample the product quite regularly as a part of quality control. SERIOUSLY GIVE US A BREAK. WHY DON'T YOU TRY STORING A BAG OF GLAZIN CANDIED BACON IN YOUR OFFICE FOR LONGER THAN 2 DAYS. ITS HARD, REALLY HARD. WE HAVE A FREAKING STORE JUST SO EMPLOYEES CAN BUY BACON. THAT'S IT. ONLY BACON. PAYCHECKS ARE CONVERTED TO BACON.