Don’t hide, that could blow your cover. “Uhhhhh, Tom, why are you behind the water cooler?” “Because it makes the room look all stretchy.” …Being the least suspicious person in the room is paramount to successfully pulling off “the long prank.” Don’t laugh, don’t ask, divert blame to others.
Got a tiny screw driver and some tiny batteries handy? Unlike your $800 cell phone, yes, you can replace the batteries. However, it is about the size of a golf ball, and if we sell a bunch of these I may just go for a vacation in Bali, in one of those little huts on the ocean.
We know this is frowned upon, never mix business with pleasure right? Let’s just say we sample the product quite regularly as a part of quality control. SERIOUSLY GIVE US A BREAK. WHY DON'T YOU TRY STORING A BAG OF GLAZIN CANDIED BACON IN YOUR OFFICE FOR LONGER THAN 2 DAYS. ITS HARD, REALLY HARD. WE HAVE A FREAKING STORE JUST SO EMPLOYEES CAN BUY BACON. THAT'S IT. ONLY BACON. PAYCHECKS ARE CONVERTED TO BACON.
First off, use your imagination. We're going to be pouring a tonne of glitter into an envelope with a folded up piece of paper. You know what's going to happen when that special someone opens the envelope & pulls out the letter? The craft herpes will be released & will go everywhere. By Far the most effective and easiest prank ever.